CAPTION THIS! ISSUE 591…

Erling Haaland!
Noooooo, not again mum! You put the wrong pants on me!
ME361 aged 10
I wanted to sign for Barca because they have shorts that actually fit!
Edward aged 9
"LOOK, NAN... LET ME JUST WATCH FIVE MORE MINUTES OF MATCH OF THE DAY!"
Ethan aged 8
Must...hold...poop...in...
Lara aged 11
Please, mum! It’s just £2.75! And MOTD is only out on Tuesdays!
Mario
Oh no I will never be as good as Lewandowski
Reuben aged 11
The tooth fairy is late again!
Sam aged 11
How high do I have to pull up my shorts to take a free kick like CR7?
Will aged 10
Eeek. Itching powder
Rhys aged 8
Oh, shorts, why were you offside?!
Arwyn aged 9
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