Why did you give me a sour one? URGH!
Blackburn Fan aged 10
Did you just fart again?
Niki aged 10
What do you mean you cancelled my MOTD subscription?
Willoughby aged 10
You didn't flush the toilet!
Sophia aged 12
Does your deodorant have cow poo as an ingredient?
Owen aged 12
Do I STILL have spinach in my teeth?
Laurence aged 10
Why did you tell my team I support Atletico Madrid?
Evan aged 9
Why are you so sweaty it's been 1 minute!
Arjun aged 10
Well, I might have asked your gran to sing when we win the La Liga
Will aged 10